More Than a Shit Haircut
I was flipping through the Guinness Book of Records the other day when I noticed how many people there are that have done extraordinary things for God. Like some dude never cuts his nails, and another crawled for centuries on his knees.
I want to prove my dedication to God in a similar manor. That’s why I’m going to get a really shit haircut and live with it forever.
The style won’t suit me and it’ll cost heaps to maintain, but people will see my dedication and faith and, hopefully, be inspired.
I want to prove my dedication to God in a similar manor. That’s why I’m going to get a really shit haircut and live with it forever.
The style won’t suit me and it’ll cost heaps to maintain, but people will see my dedication and faith and, hopefully, be inspired.
posted by Ben at 9:12 PM
4 Comments:
Better yet, you could shave your pubes every week with a rusty blade and live forever with ingrown hairs and stuff.
But then only me and prostitutes would see how devoted to God I am.
There seem to be a lot of people dedicating their haircuts to god these days.
Or is that just my neighbourhood...
Britney Spears is miles ahead of you already...
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