A Multi-Question Challenge (For Hotbabes)
Question One
If someone has sex with the dead body of an animal, would you say that was:
A: Necrophilia
OR
B: Bestiality
Question Two
If a guy came up to you in a bar/club and asked you the above question, would you be:
A: Interested
OR
B: Turned off
Both of the above is not an option.
If someone has sex with the dead body of an animal, would you say that was:
A: Necrophilia
OR
B: Bestiality
Question Two
If a guy came up to you in a bar/club and asked you the above question, would you be:
A: Interested
OR
B: Turned off
Both of the above is not an option.
posted by Ben at 7:58 PM
14 Comments:
c. Both
Amused, if it wasn't your opener.
I'm really upset that this question wasn't open to men.
Cog, both isn't an option, and YES it would be used as the opener.
Sam, okay, question one is open to men.
Q1) more b than a.
Q2) I'd like to say a, but probably b, let's face it.
Yeah I said more B for 1 too.
For question 2, I'm thinking that it would have to be used on a certain type of girl. Inner-city, slutty type.
Maybe. Dunno.
PS I commented on your blog at the exact time you did here. Freaky. I pressed send and your comment popped up.
I'm really not sure now that I think about it. I didn't really have an answer.
For fucks sake!
ooh, Jobe, synchronicity! Our relationship seems to be going quite well timing-wise.
I am still dubious at the success of using Q1 as an opener- however, do it, and report back.
Yeah, the more I think about it the less convinved I am.
I'd need to pick the girl well.
Still, with my charm and innocent looks I reckon I could pull it off.
Q1 is the sort of thing that could win you the Ig Nobel Prize - make a new classification for people who fuck dead animals. The world needs someone to do it and you might be the man Jobe.
Q2) would work well as an opener on me. That's really proven the extent of my desperation, right there.
Uh oh. You aren't ugly are you?
Coz that could be a problem for me...
If you look past the unseemly amount of facial hair I have, you might describe me as 'the kind of girl who may one day get lucky with a dead animal. If it was really drunk.'
Could be a problem huh?
I would go B) and then A)
And for the record, this would work as a pick up line on me - I think its refreshing and amusing.
Mel, don't be so hard on yourself. I'm sure you've got heaps of dead animals just killing themselves to get a shot at you!
MLD, how odd.
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