Still Pickin’ Up
Some of you may remember my old pickup line:
“http://jobilates.blogspot.com/2006/06/ladies-love-cool-jobe.html”
Well I’d stopped using it since it kind of got a bit tired and needed a new thrill.
But I realised that I don’t need to keep using the same old line, I can actually keep it changing constantly.
All I need to do is change the threat from raping the baby to anything that has been in the news lately involving babies.
Example:
“If you don’t have sex with me then I’ll kill a baby and dump it in a pond.”
It’s great because a) it’s interchangeable and b) it shows the girl that I keep up with current affairs.
“http://jobilates.blogspot.com/2006/06/ladies-love-cool-jobe.html”
Well I’d stopped using it since it kind of got a bit tired and needed a new thrill.
But I realised that I don’t need to keep using the same old line, I can actually keep it changing constantly.
All I need to do is change the threat from raping the baby to anything that has been in the news lately involving babies.
Example:
“If you don’t have sex with me then I’ll kill a baby and dump it in a pond.”
It’s great because a) it’s interchangeable and b) it shows the girl that I keep up with current affairs.
posted by Ben at 7:08 PM
2 Comments:
“If you don’t have sex with me then I’ll kill a baby and use it to write a blog for the SMH about kissing on the first date."
I've never been so attracted to you before.
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