I want to become known as the best extreme right-wing comedian in the world. My jokes would be hilarious, scathing and would attract many new people to the extreme right because they’re disillusioned with the comedians coming from their own area of politics.
At the top of my game I will hold a huge gig at one of the country’s largest universities. It will be billed as a revolutionary new extreme right-wing comedy act that will forever change both politics and comedy. Extreme right-wing students overflowing with passion will come and see me perform, hoping to piss themselves laughing at the expense of the left and, to some extent, the conservative right.
I will perform my set, leaving out all jokes. Because they idolise me and fear stepping out of line, they will not call me out on it. But I will get more and more upset as the set goes on.
20 minutes into the set I’ll tell them that they are a shit audience and they aren’t laughing because they don’t understand the cause and they’re nothing but a pack of sheep. Then... yeah well I guess that was about it really.