I think I want to become a Red Bull girl for a living. It’s like a modern day superhero.
You get your fully equipped Red Bull (super)car/vehicle.
A hot uniform.
A great catchphrase “want a Red Bull?”
Minimum exposure to hepatitis outbreak in Sydney.
Arch enemies: slight fatigue, thirst in IT workers, taste
I am so ready to send my resume/curriculum vitae off to wherever is required (headquarters?)!
[insert hilarious photoshopped picture of Jobe’s face on the body of a Red Bull girl]