Hey, sorry for not posting much but I decided to go to New York (aka New York City).
Being in New York (aka New York City) is awesome! All the hotbabes are so fucked up. You try to crack onto one and find out that she likes to dress cats like people before locking them in her bathroom where she intends to have sex in a bath full of champagne while the cats watch on and judge her.
And then you try to leave so you can go back to your hotel but she says you can’t leave without first hugging her knife collection. And you decide to stay for a bit. But she gets uncomfortable and thinks that you are moving too fast.
And their pizzas are big too!