Matt is one of the best customer service representatives there has ever been. Customers look forward to having him serve them and will often let people go ahead of them in the line so they can wait for Matt to be free.
Not even complaints phase him. Matt looks forward to seeing angry customers and winning over their trust. Just last week he had a client come in threatening to take their business away because of how poorly the had been treated in the past. After 10 minutes with Matt they were laughing and singing the papers for the company to look after even more of their business. No one can read a customer like Matt. Every move of the body and word he speaks is perfect for the situation.
Incredibly, Matt has built a relationship with the CEO of the company. The CEO and Matt regularly catch up to discuss what can be done to improve the customer’s experience. A customer service program that Matt introduced brought in $50 million dollars worth of business for the company.
The CEO has regularly told Matt that he can have any job in the company that he wants (except CEO, lol), but Matt continually turns him down. Matt loves working with and for the customers. He wants to do it forever. He likes the thought that the old ladies who visit him regularly go home and touch themselves in bed while their husbands sleep next to them. He imagines the sounds they make and the smells that their decades old vaginas generate.
His talent and pretty hair is the reason that Yvonne wants Matt. She has been courting him for months and tonight they are finally going out on their first date. Matt chose the perfect location.
They are having a terrible time and Matt is confused. He thinks he is making the right moves and saying the right things but Yvonne just keeps looking madder and madder.
She throws her napkin down, pushes her chair back, yells “I am not one of your customers!” and storms out. And for the first time Matt doesn’t know what to say.
Everyone looks at Matt as he wonders what happened.
Matt cracks a joke and everyone laughs and falls in love with him. Each table asks him if he would like to join them for dinner, their treat. He chooses the table with the old widows on it, to their obvious delight.
Throughout the course of the evening they will madly flirt with him, but in a joking way so they won’t feel upset when he rejects them for being so old. But what they don’t know is that he wants to go home with them. He is going to try and have sex with all of them, at the same time, tonight. The collective scents of these women in orgasmic delight is better than a lifetime of happiness with that bitch Yvonne.