Well The Road to Raw is long gone, but this week the ABC are screening the national final of the competition that decided I was too much of a chubby ugger to progress.
It probably screens this Thursday night around 9.25pm but you might want to be all anal and check your local guides or some shit. If you don’t have a copy of your local guide then you better borrow it off someone or you’re totally fucked.
“Hi neighbour, can I borrow your local guide real quick?”
“I DON’T TRUST YOU. THIS IS SYDNEY WHERE NO ONE SPEAKS TO EACH OTHER I’M CALLING THE COPS.”
“Oh shit! <-- I’ll miss Raw because I am at the police station “getting (ice) grilled”
Furthermore, I also recommend you make flashcards for the night. Examples:
“Jobe was better than this guy/girl”
“Fuck, not another muslim comedian”
“This muslim comedian isn’t funny”
“I tell you what’s funny – the amount of muslim comedians here that aren’t funny”
“Oh, wow, a funny muslim comedian!”
“Just kidding lol”
“Oh, wow, a funny political comedian!”
“Just kidding rofl”
“This is shit, I’m gonna go read Jobe’s blog instead. See you.”