Sometimes I feel sorry for the father in the Vita Brits ad. You know, the one where the new-age daughter comes in and mixes up some foul forest nut cereal while he eats Vita Brits and she tells him off.
If you want your father (who looks a lot like that Rob Decastella guy) to eat whole grains then why not just ask him if he’d like you to make him a tasty bowl of your forest nuts? There really is no need to come in and start telling him off about not knowing what whole grains are. I don’t think he’d want to start off his day on a negative note.
Which is why I think I would be a perfect boyfriend for the Vita Brits girl. I’d get along with her father really well. We’d eat Vita Brits, drink beer, watch the footy and crack jokes about his daughter. She’d love me pretty bad so she’d laugh along.
“Your daughter gives shit blowjobs, Mr VitaBritMan!”
“Haha I know, tell me about it! Doesn’t take after her mother at all!”
“You guys are mean, lol!”
“Give me a blow job, bitch.”
“Yeah, me too, princess.”