I was out at a bar and I saw this hot arse bitch (HAB) that I just had to approach. Long story short, she was brown. I thought it was great! Really different!
So I go up to her and ask her where she was from.
“Parramatta,” she says.
“No, originally,” I replied. It was pretty fucking obvious what I was asking and she was just being heaps difficult.
“Originally? Well I was born at Canterbury hospital.”
It was blindingly obvious that I was getting nowhere and she did not understand me.
Fucking annoying. Learn the language before you come to the country plz.
Ended up hooking up with some slag from the Shire. A good night all in all.