If Adults Wore Diapers
This is one of those posts that would look better on TV. So what you need to do is use your mind as a TV and imagine what it would look like. You may need to stand in front of a mirror to see it in your head though.
So I couldn’t help but wonder what the world would be like if adults wore diapers and it was socially accepted. What you need to do in order for this to work is imagine adults wearing diapers in the following situations (I’ve provided helpful hints):
- At dinner. A lot of people in a restaurant and people start sniffing their arses. Someone has shat in their diaper. Similar to when a mobile rings and everyone checks theirs.
- Having sex. A girl and a guy are about to totally fuck. She takes off her top, takes off his, then goes down on her knees. She unbuckles his belt, undoes his pants, pulls then down, pulls the straps on the diaper…
- In parliament. John Howard is delivering a speech, attacking the opposition, when he suddenly pauses and has a strained face, then he resumes the speech.
- On a firstdate. A couple are on a firstdate when suddenly a guy looks embarrassed then excuses himself to use the bathroom. In the bathroom we see him on his mobile to his mother, asking her for help. “Yeah, mum. It’s happened again. Can you come and change me?”
If this post is shit then it’s you and your imaginations fault.