Look Lady...

I don't want to see your labradoodle.

Quick Post

This is a quick post to let you know that I'm busy with stuff like moving, looking for a new job, eating food, sleep, and I will resume regular posts again one day soon.

Look...

You just don't like working in the city. I accept that.

I do.

It just makes me not like you as much. That's all. :)

H-FAM (Helpful For a Moment)

Today a dude came up to me in the city and asked for directions (thought he wanted money. I was halfway through ignoring him).

I knew where he wanted to go and provided directions cheerfully.

As he bounced off I felt pretty awesome for being helpful. I think he was going to a firstdate. I'm glad I could help love.

But then I realised that I got the streets mixed up.

Oh well. I was still H-FAM.

Busy

Guys, I'd post more but shit am I busy right now or what? <--rhetorical question, I am.

"What are you busy with, Jobe?"

What is this? A Frequently Asked Question post? I don't think so buddy.

You're straight bozo for thinking that. People are laughing at you pretty hardcore right now.

No girls want to give you snowball kisses or roman showers.

Where to from here?

I bet you are regretting having that last Cola, then maybe this wouldn't have happened.

Fuck off and die.

Hey Slowest Bartender Chick In History

Why do you serve drinks so slow?

I could speculate, but I won’t.

Will you just tell me?