Hi guys! Rove here with some hilarity!
*stupid John Howard voice* "Ahhh I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
Hhahaha lols. It's funny because a) the voice and b) John Howard having sex? Ewwwwww.
Joke 2: Bin Laden needs a new plan to get his videos across t more people. The terrorists need help! Latest news is that Paris Hilton, as part of her new initiative to help criminals, has decided to help Osama by co-staring in his next video.
Lolz. That was a bit risque for your mum but I bet you thought it was naughty.
OH LOOK IT'S PETER HELLIER
*random joke that isn't funny as usual but further perpetuates the misconception that Peter Hellier is hilarious because his jokes are told next to Rove's*
Say hi to your mums for me!