Jobe’s Big Brother Blog

Whoa, so Big Brother actually finished for real this time. Kind of jumped the gun last time. Sorry. And it looks like a hairdresser beat a fruity David Bowie. Fruitier maybe.

I’m pretty damn excited. So excited that I’m wetting beds all over the place (Jobe, your blog has taken on a strong ural theme lately. Is everything hunkey dorey?).

But now I’m really sad that the series is over and this blog will have to stop.

But I’ll be back next year with more!

Dear Post Office

Did you try hard enough to put my package in the mail slot? I don’t think you did. It’s a pretty big slot and I don’t think my package exceeds that.

I think you lack confidence. Is your organisational culture positive enough at the moment? Maybe you all need an injection of positivity. Or maybe you need your pays cut.

Just a suggestion. If you have any better ideas then why not write them down and put them in my mail slot. If you can...

Quick Post

This is a quick post to let you know that Rove has been replaced as temporary team leader of the blog.

Management wishes Rove all the best in his future blog endeavours and thanks him for his *ahem* contributions.

Rove McManus’ Dilemma (with Rove McManus)

Lately I’ve been making hella strange coloured urines.

What’s the deal with that?

What should I do?

*Hamish and Andy do something funny and save the post*

The Hot Robber

Rove here again!

Jobe has left me with an audio story he wanted me to share with you all. It's called "The Hot Robber"

Download it here

Jokes (by Rove)

Hi guys! Rove here with some hilarity!

*stupid John Howard voice* "Ahhh I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

Hhahaha lols. It's funny because a) the voice and b) John Howard having sex? Ewwwwww.

Joke 2: Bin Laden needs a new plan to get his videos across t more people. The terrorists need help! Latest news is that Paris Hilton, as part of her new initiative to help criminals, has decided to help Osama by co-staring in his next video.

Lolz. That was a bit risque for your mum but I bet you thought it was naughty.

OH LOOK IT'S PETER HELLIER

*random joke that isn't funny as usual but further perpetuates the misconception that Peter Hellier is hilarious because his jokes are told next to Rove's*

HAHA OUTRAGEOUS!

Say hi to your mums for me!

Quick Post

This is a quick post to let you know that there will be more quick posts in a few days as soon as my lack of internet is solved and I can make quick posts again.

In the meantime, Rove McManus will be hosting my blog. Enjoy.

More Advice From The 50 Year Old Divorced Guy

If your ex-wife is screwing you over for child support and you’re broke, council cleanups are a great way to pick up household items on the cheap. And you never know who will be undressing in their front window.