Careful

Night porpoise is on the prowl.

Careful.

I'm Trying To Help

But I can only help if you tell me what the problem is (and it turns out to be a problem that I can help with).

Bad Newz Bear

This blog is now war-torn.

Yep.

Sorry guyz.

A Spring Morning in the Forest

I was on a train today (the train?) and there was a shitload of these schoolgirls dressed in green uniforms. When I had to get through and past them to exit the train, it felt like I was stuck in a hedge maze. Those little girls were a dynamic hedge. One that changes with the times.

*tries to avoid bush gag*

*can't*

His entire presidency.

Aha.

A Peck

It was blue!

Yep, things.

No.... Totally.

Blue. Things.

Hinges?

No.

Blue.

Big Brother Blog

I think I saw an ad for it on TV the other day.

I think a dude is winning heaps. Totally “playing game (the)” and “hovering nearby a radar” [radar of victory].

Exciting developments in the BB house!

Meeting Request

Topic: Face Off 2 Title Ideas
Required Attendees: All
Room: Conference Room 2
Time: As long as it takes

BRING IDEAS!!!!!!

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Face Off 2: Really off the face
Face Off 2: Happy Feet
Face Off 2: Tnx 4 tha add
Face Off 2: Nicholas Cage isn’t in this but it’s still pretty good
Face Off 2: It’s no Bourne Supremacy but.. well.. what is?
Face Off 2: FO2 FIRE OXYGEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Face Off 2: There’s an airport scene in this
Face Off 2: You look like you vote for Australian Idol. Do you call it Oz Idol?

Dear Television (band, not appliance)

I cannot believe that I doubted you for so long.

I've had you and I loved it.

At this point in time... I love you more than any other television.