What's This On My Hand?: 2007-09-09

Holy Crap

Best birthday related dinner ever.

I don't want to go on living.

Man Clippers?

Can nail clippers have a sex?

I got some nail clippers today because I needed some. But they came in feminine packaging. I bought some tampons just so it looked like I had some demanding harlot at home asking for all the crap. But I also got an ice cream too so it looked like I'm getting a bit of sweetness on the side.

But it still made me really insecure to use them. People at work might call me "girly hands" tomorrow. That would be worse than death.

An Open Letter

Dear Blogger,

Fix Blogger.

Regards,
Jobe.

I'm In LCM

I think I should probably be a head inventor of some sort of acronym institute.

Reason: My acronyms are the best. No wackronyms.

Tonight I think I'm in LCM: Limited Communication Mode.

Don't want to take to anyone through MSN, Facebook, Real Life Talking, SMS or Telepathy.

Limited Communication Mode... GET SOME!!!

Update

Hi guys,

Just letting you know. From now on, the theme of this blog is "things starting with the letter 'A'."

If it doesn't start with the letter 'a' then I don't post it! Simple as that!

A good way to spend an evening...

Drinking wine and learning Spanish from books intended for kids then turning it into dirty phrases.

The bathrooms has puddles.

Yes, I agree that this is not funny for you. But, shit, that's life. LIVE IT MAN!

Straight Records

Look, it's not that I don't like being with you and would rather spend my time sleeping. It's just that--how do I say this without hurting your feelings--I prefer to not see you and sleep instead.

Dilemmas of the Week

What to eat with the Cristal and Ice Wine?

Where can I get an icecream cake from around here?

Of all the places in Sydney, where to dine on Thursday night?

At the French food extravaganza, what dessert do I make, now that I have been burdoned with such an issue?

Life is hard, children. Life is hard.

Things I Know About... Keys AND A LOT of Coins

Open doors for you
Make noise
Reside in an area known as (pocket)
Pretty shiny. Although can lose lustre
Taste pretty made when eaten with toast
Never know which one to use
Always a struggle with them if you need to get inside a house while a killer chases you
They have them in Florida, USA
In the future, we may not have them anymore
Not a salmon
Nor a trout
Fun to throw at people
Fun to through at salmon