It Hurts!

Yeah that's kind of the point...

Interview (With a View)

So I met this Rider of the Storm last week. I had to interview him for a street press magazine entitled "Gnarly" (it's new). But it was really hard because he had this massive lisp and I couldn't understand a thing he said.

But I still did the interview "by the book", so don't stress out on me or get acute anxiety.

People Who Need People

"Who was that?"
"Oh, my friend. She's freaking out again. I swear, she has zero standards in men."
"Want me to sort her out for you?"
"What do you mean?"
"You know, show her the price of having no standards in men."
"And how do you propose to do that?"
"You know... Take her out, show her a bad time, do things to her."
"To my friend?"
"Yep."
"No, I think we'll be right thanks."
"No probs. But if you need me..."
"I won't."
"... Well the offer is there..."