The Future's Not Pretty, Nor Am I

Hello (hi?)

So there's this astrology shop down the road from me where you can get your fortune told. They also give haircuts. I guess they thought "well, I give really good haircuts, but I also have magical powers, so I'll combine both of my loves into one superstore..."

When I needed my haircut that place was the obvious choice.

So yeah, turns out that my fortune was that I'd get a shit haircut.

Heaps Scary

I'm being haunted ghost with really greasy skin. It totally sucks.

Why did no one mention this to me when I bought this house in the haunted bazaar?

I really hate it when the ghost passes through walls and leaves a residue.

A (Hair) Cut Above The Rest

News flash: I've totally been stressing a haircut for the past few weeks because I have no idea which barbertorium in my new suburb is worth visiting.

Well I was pretty fucking stupid to worry because it turns out I have the ability to cut my own hair and I'm a bit awesome at it.

So relaxed right now.

RIP

I'm totally quitting blogging if Kanye West sells more albums than me.*


*photo albums

NB: Want to buy a rad photo album?

This Is That Post

This is that post where I share thoughts on my new boyfriend and where I think about how we will be in the future, even though it's only been a week and my relationships never last very long.

This is that post.

This is not that post that is meant to entertain you.

Thoughts On China

A lot of Australians there...

Jobe's Forgotten Characters

DOWNLOAD: Episode 1 - The Duck Feeder

I met with an old man who feeds ducks in a local park. What this man had to share was an amazing story.

Jobe’s Weight Maintenance Blog

Starting Weight: 145kg
Goal Weight: 145kg
Last Weight: 140kg

Current Weight: 145kg


Yay! Haven’t weighed myself for like two months now, but I’m perfectly back on target!

Lately it’s been really good. People haven’t been making comments about my weight going up or down and I’ve just been really relaxed about the whole thing.

I think that things are looking up for the first time in my life.

OMG Truth Serum

You ask me to respect you but your actions don’t command it.

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