1-2-3-More

It's my theory that Feist's "1-2-3-4" song can sell anything.

So I put it to the test. If anyone wants this coupon booklet, let me know. Serious offers only.

What Have You Cooked For Me Lately, Eddie?

So I basically freestyled this African chicken recipe last night.

It was scary how nice it was for something I made up in my head, despite not having much experience with African food. Eating or otherwise (sexual?).

Go Planet!

It kind of amazes me that people thing that hippies have magical powers. Ie powers with herbs, massages, being in touch with earth, food.

Truth: Hippies have shit all powers I think.

RIP perception that hippies have powers. Shit has been deaded.

Hey, where are you from?

COCKTAIL CITY, SWEETHEART

Population: 12

The Urban Sherpa

I totally need to get one of those new urban sherpas that I've seen (around). I used to be fine carrying my documents and hat, but no more. It just seems unbearable after seeing what an urban sherpa can do for a high flyer of corporates.

It's hotter than the blackberry.

Dear Cat (that is not mine [not existential])

It's fun when you come into our house and we get to pat you, but you must be careful not to overstay your welcome and chill out a bit when I want you to get out so I can go to bed.

Please take my picking you up and shifting you as a hint of that. Trying to scratch me and whining will not achieve anything. Maybe if you made me a cheesecake? Just saying...

Transport On Transport

Not as fascinating as girls on girls. But still fascinating.

I'm really loving it when I see a form of transport being taken on another form of transport. Like when someone takes a bike on a train or rollerblades on a bike or a plane on a bigger plane.

I don't expect you to get it right now. But next time you see transport on transport, think about it a little ey.

Fraudulent Passionfruit

There are so many fraudulent passionfruits around these days. It's really concerning me and I don't know what to do about it.

It's close to a pandemic.

Damn delicious, fraudulent passionfruits.

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