What's Your Problem

I ate a mango in front of a chick today.

Needless to say that didn't go down too well.

The mango was served on a bed of rubix cube.

Hi Ho

Returning to work after being off for nearly a month is weird.

But not as weird as covering yourself in peanut butter after you get home from said work.

A Poor Effort

Even by my low standards.



Just kidding, it's awesome.



Just kidding, it's actually not very good.

A Little TOO Quiet

What happened to David Hicks? He's been back in Australia for a while but I haven't heard a thing about him since. Just WHAT is he up to?

UPDATE: Forgot that he's in prison right now.

LIST: Two Things That Amaze Me

1. How poorly Channel 10 can cover a game of football.
2. Salmons.
   

The Kid In Me

I'm starting to realise that I'm not the indestructible teenager I was.

Which is good, because not aging would be extremely worrying. I don't think you could find a reason for not aging a single day that is positive.

"Give it to me straight, Doc."
"Oh, you're fine. Turns out you ate a magical sausage roll when you were 17."

Chomp

Who decided that it was okay to eat snails, blood sausages, fish eyes and rump steak but not people?

I would like to meet them and reason with them.

FYI

Just to let you guys know. I won't be standing for the position of opposition leader.