Saturday, December 22, 2007

Um...

So, yeah, I'm pregnant.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Three Things That Were Good Ideas (Sarcasm) Mixed with Three Things That Were Bad Ideas (No Sarcasm)

See if you can figure it out.

  • Deciding to go for a run, about 5 minutes before it starts pouring down.
  • Eating too much fruit so I simultaneously feel sick and run out of fruit.
  • HEY, I'M UP HERE! [indicates where he is]
  • Feeling a soft cat that started biting me.
  • Deciding to play the role of "Emo/Scene-Worker" all day, on the day that CEO visits office.
  • Feeling a soft CEO that started biting me (with redundancy).

Shit Fruit

Man, all of this fruit is making me constipated.

Just kidding.

I think it's all the bread.

Now You Sea Me...

I got totally sea'd the other day.

It was shit/salty.

Now You See Me...

I can't help but think that even though we haven't met, we could have been in the same room/place many times before.

And that scares me because you could have totally killed me (with a poison).

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Decisions, Decisions

I decided not to go to the shops because it was sprinkling ever so slightly and I didn't want to get caught in more rain on the way back.

It's raining now and I probably would have gotten caught in it.

But I'm not sure I made the right decision.