Um...

So, yeah, I'm pregnant.

Three Things That Were Good Ideas (Sarcasm) Mixed with Three Things That Were Bad Ideas (No Sarcasm)

See if you can figure it out.

• Deciding to go for a run, about 5 minutes before it starts pouring down.
• Eating too much fruit so I simultaneously feel sick and run out of fruit.
• HEY, I'M UP HERE! [indicates where he is]
  
• Feeling a soft cat that started biting me.
• Deciding to play the role of "Emo/Scene-Worker" all day, on the day that CEO visits office.
• Feeling a soft CEO that started biting me (with redundancy).
  

Shit Fruit

Man, all of this fruit is making me constipated.

Just kidding.

I think it's all the bread.

Now You Sea Me...

I got totally sea'd the other day.

It was shit/salty.

Now You See Me...

I can't help but think that even though we haven't met, we could have been in the same room/place many times before.

And that scares me because you could have totally killed me (with a poison).

Decisions, Decisions

I decided not to go to the shops because it was sprinkling ever so slightly and I didn't want to get caught in more rain on the way back.

It's raining now and I probably would have gotten caught in it.

But I'm not sure I made the right decision.