Jobe Reads The Myer Escalator Safety Information Booklet (For You)
posted by Ben at 10:57 PM
Saturday, January 05, 2008
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8 Comments:
Jobe, you sound like a young, hot, fudge packer, and totally NOT fat.
Keep jingling those keys.
I sound gay?
*whimpers*
No wonder I have such a hard time meeting the ladies.
Maybe I need to growl more...
It's ok to sound like a gay boy, they're so hot right now. Metrosexuals are the thing to be if yous a boy.
I'd still do you.
Metrosexuals are so 2007.
I'm bringing in troglosexual.
But now you've made me all self-conscious about my voice/sexuality so that will have to wait.
You sound maturity. Almost like an adult or a dude who could pretend to be an adult if the situation were to arise. (Unlikely).
This has brought up a question that i think you'd be perfect to answer...
the suffix -let suggests smallness in size; eg piglet, chicklet, eyelet...
so is a bigger pamphlet a pamph?
Definitely not.
Freakishly enough I picked this up in Myer the other day but lacked the motivation (or proper regard for my safety) to read it, so thank you Jobe. That was probably the most informative four minutes and forty-seven seconds of my life. We need to find a way to spread the word as far as possible!
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