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My impersonation of a female comedian:
"I don't normally like to talk about chick stuff, but I get really bad pap smears and infections and stuff (in my cunt)."
My impersonation of a guy watching a female comedian:
"This is shit. It's all 'I don't like to talk about PMS but I'm going to do it anyway.'"
My impersonation of a girl watching her boyfriend watch a female comedian:
"Could he be the one? Does he see his friends too often? Wow my PMS is really bad. What's that mark on the wall? What did he mean last night when he said he likes the way I look? Likes the way I look. Likes the way I look. Likes the way I look. Likes the way I look."
My impersonation of a dragonfruit:
"Fuck I'm delicious. How come no one is eating me? Why the fuck are you going for an apple, lady? Do you have ANY idea how good I taste? I'm a fucking dragonfruit for fucks sake."
"I don't normally like to talk about chick stuff, but I get really bad pap smears and infections and stuff (in my cunt)."
My impersonation of a guy watching a female comedian:
"This is shit. It's all 'I don't like to talk about PMS but I'm going to do it anyway.'"
My impersonation of a girl watching her boyfriend watch a female comedian:
"Could he be the one? Does he see his friends too often? Wow my PMS is really bad. What's that mark on the wall? What did he mean last night when he said he likes the way I look? Likes the way I look. Likes the way I look. Likes the way I look. Likes the way I look."
My impersonation of a dragonfruit:
"Fuck I'm delicious. How come no one is eating me? Why the fuck are you going for an apple, lady? Do you have ANY idea how good I taste? I'm a fucking dragonfruit for fucks sake."
posted by Ben at 10:04 PM
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Hello,
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Please!
To avoid such a tragedy happening again, and for the salvation of our children, we are doing a worldwide campaign, displaying the image of NURIN JAZLIN JAZIMIN in blogs all over the world on 25th April 2008. Let's not forget NURIN JAZLIN
oman, girl is about to have a COMPLETE break down
"HE'S NOT THE RIGHT ONE FOR YOU GIRL! DAVID SANTOS IS!"
or is the girl Nurin Jazlin?
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Sounds awesome, babrb. Enjoy your trip sweets.
yes but dragon fruit is sometimes $16.00 a kilo, and all you can think is if I flew to china it'd be 10c
Buy me some?
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