Liquid Diet - Why Not Tryeit

So I've been doing this thing lately called "the liquid diet".

Oh, sorry for not being round heaps lately, but once you read this post you'll see why.

So, anyway, been on the liquid diet. It's this crazy thing that a friend of mine (more a doctor really) recommended to me.

Did you know that by substituting non-liquid meals (carbon-based ones, for instance) for liquid-based meals you can cure a disease known as morbid obesity?

Well I fucking didn't, that's for sure.

So there I am in a coffee shop, composing a song about slide rulers and drinking a liquid, when I get approached with an offer of an anything to eat or a menu by a man in an apron. Curious sight, I shit you not.

Long story short I resisted the massive temptations and went back to my composition. Couldn't finish it because my train of thought was lost, but that's beside the point.

And that's how I learnt that while a liquid diet may cure obesity, it will not cure agoraphobia.