The Inner West Line, A Journey (Through Stations from Lidcombe to Wynyard)
Lidcombe. Pretty sure people don't live here, they just come to change trains.
Flemington. I think a news agency has an office here. Also creepy people live here, in harmony with possessive mothers.
Homebush. People get off here incorrectly because they wanted to go to Olympic Park. No one wants to go to Homebush.
Strathfield. The second you enter the cities limits you forget how to walk properly. You will randomly stop on the street/station when fast walking people are behind you. Diet consists of weird smelling things for cheap Asian shops.
Burwood. A mixture of hot people, ugly people, insane people and odd women. Everything in extremes.
Croydon. Everyone looks weird. I shit you not.
Summer Hill. Everyone looks hot. Even the retards are... cutetards.
Leiwsham. They're so close to Summer Hill they can almost taste it. But they can't. They're shit. Made up of that cute person in the corner that you speak to and they're nice but you could never see yourself falling head over heals for them. You'd just go out with them to get over a bad relationship.
Petersham. They don't know what the fuck they're doing.
Stanmore. People that tried/considered living in Newtown but felt overwhelmed. There was a guy having a panic attack near the station the other week. Pretty sure he was freaking out about the possibility of living in Newtown. "Oh, fuck, King Street and shit!"
Newtown. The square peg didn't fit in the round hole, so it moved to Newtown where the holes are big enough to take any peg.
Macdonaldtown. Not a real suburb. Fake. Fuck off. People who get off there do not live in Macdonaldtown.
Central. Stupid. Some guy thought "yeah fuck it, I want to have 6 times as many platforms as Town Hall because that clearly isn't enough." Full of weird cunts that find Town Hall too "arty".
Town Hall. Always hot and sweaty in there.
Wynyard. The same guy that built Central went insane and decided to develop Wynyard, Town Hall's retarded cousin. Where if you have free space you put a platform, or a ticket gate. Weirdest male toilets in the fucken world.