What's This On My Hand?: I Just Can't Get My Shit Straight

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Not even curly, like fake dog shit.

It's just... nothing...

Most boring shaped shits ever.

Hayley said...: Maybe shit just isn't your medium. Have you experimented with urine? Lots of artistic potential there.; 11:24 PM
Memphis Steve said...: I shit, therefore I am.; 4:33 AM
kiki said...: dude, you got play with it a little, manipulate it, you know?; 1:06 PM
Clyde said...: You just have to get variety in your diet----
All new shapes----all new smells---even dif colours
Some float, some dont
Maybe you could start the book of turds; 9:08 PM
Malady said...: I found a floater in a public toilet once, looked just like a penis.

I took a photo and sent it to a friend of mine. She's really into poo, not so into penises.

Then I flushed. The poo exploded into a stench bomb. I should have left it in its penis smell free form and used another cubicle.

There's something in that for all of us I think.; 1:29 AM
Jobe said...: You people care too much about shit.; 8:57 PM