posted by Ben at 9:15 PM
Maybe shit just isn't your medium. Have you experimented with urine? Lots of artistic potential there.
I shit, therefore I am.
dude, you got play with it a little, manipulate it, you know?
You just have to get variety in your diet----All new shapes----all new smells---even dif coloursSome float, some dontMaybe you could start the book of turds
I found a floater in a public toilet once, looked just like a penis. I took a photo and sent it to a friend of mine. She's really into poo, not so into penises.Then I flushed. The poo exploded into a stench bomb. I should have left it in its penis smell free form and used another cubicle.There's something in that for all of us I think.
You people care too much about shit.
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