Skinny Boy All Bones No Lies
So I had this odd twang of sadness the other day when I was thinking about a girl I used to date a while back. She was awesome. I really missed the sex. She was so skinny, a real model type body.
But then I put my penis in a box of aerosol cans and remembered what the sex was like and I no longer felt sad.
But then I put my penis in a box of aerosol cans and remembered what the sex was like and I no longer felt sad.
posted by Ben at 9:06 PM
5 Comments:
I find greyhounds or pterodactyls will do in a pinch. More bitey though obviously, especially if they're not really into it.
I like bitey.
Aerosol cans are so cold and sometimes they spray when you least expect it.
I can relate to that problem.
As a skinny girl, I find this hilarious and yet slightly offensive.
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