Quarter Life Crisis
Since turning 25 last month, everyone has been asking me if I'm having a quarter life crisis.
E.g. "Hey, Jobe. Have you been having a quarter life crisis since turning 25 last month?"
It's fair enough I suppose, a lot of people turn 25 and realise they've wasted their life and they need to change their ways or risk dieing alone and cold with nothing but their stuffed animal collection and pasta recipe book to keep them company.
But my quarter life crisis is essentially wondering "do I masturbate too much?" over and over.
This is a very difficult time in my life. Pretty distraught, etc.
E.g. "Hey, Jobe. Have you been having a quarter life crisis since turning 25 last month?"
It's fair enough I suppose, a lot of people turn 25 and realise they've wasted their life and they need to change their ways or risk dieing alone and cold with nothing but their stuffed animal collection and pasta recipe book to keep them company.
But my quarter life crisis is essentially wondering "do I masturbate too much?" over and over.
This is a very difficult time in my life. Pretty distraught, etc.
posted by Ben at 1:53 PM
2 Comments:
Its hard to define "how much is too much" without an indication of the current mastubatory level. How much are we talking Jobe??
Hey
Can you masturbate too much ?
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