Fully Sick
So I'm moving out of my current residence in a couple of weeks*.
As I sit back and reflect on the past 18 months here, I am particularly impressed by the fact that not once did I vomit while I lived here.
If I can make it through NYE then I will have achieved something in my life and proved to a lot of people that I am not an alcoholic; I just plain like beating women.
* I have nowhere to go. Give me a home. I'll pay you in jokes (and rent).
As I sit back and reflect on the past 18 months here, I am particularly impressed by the fact that not once did I vomit while I lived here.
If I can make it through NYE then I will have achieved something in my life and proved to a lot of people that I am not an alcoholic; I just plain like beating women.
* I have nowhere to go. Give me a home. I'll pay you in jokes (and rent).
posted by Ben at 6:34 PM
4 Comments:
You shouls afix on of those historical plaques on the front of the house when you leave: "Jobe lived here 2007-2008 and did not vomit once! This clearly was not a party house".
It's not so much that it's not a party house.
It's more that I don't party. I like to be stern at all times.
i like beating women too! but only when i'm sober
Move to Sydney so we can hang out.
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