Heckle This

The other night at a show, someone yelled out "shut up, fatty. You aren't funny!" during my set.

It's okay, I totally burnt him with the following comeback:

"I may be fat now but I'd rather have a statistically higher chance of getting adult-onset diabetes than be a dickhead for life."

Just came up with it now. I hope he sees it. If he does: red face for him!!!!!