How To Meet People and... Influence People
So my housemate had one of her work friends over briefly and we met for the first time.
Stupidly, my housemate went out the front to wait for her and locked the door behind her in the process.
So I'm chilling near the door when this goes down and the workmate is all "fuck, she locked me in. How do I get out."
Things not to say:
- "Are you a gift to me? Maybe you aren't supposed to leave until I'm done."
- [after opening door] "You're free now, my petal."
I'm so lonely.
Stupidly, my housemate went out the front to wait for her and locked the door behind her in the process.
So I'm chilling near the door when this goes down and the workmate is all "fuck, she locked me in. How do I get out."
Things not to say:
- "Are you a gift to me? Maybe you aren't supposed to leave until I'm done."
- [after opening door] "You're free now, my petal."
I'm so lonely.
posted by Ben at 7:05 PM
3 Comments:
i dunno, option one sounds kinda cute...
That's what I thought.
The chick didn't agree.
But then she apparently went out and picked up some random that night so fuck her man. I hope the sex was unsatisfying.
I would have gone for that. Though a lot would depend on the delivery.
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