My impersonation of a female comedian:
"I don't normally like to talk about chick stuff, but I get really bad pap smears and infections and stuff (in my cunt)."
My impersonation of a guy watching a female comedian:
"This is shit. It's all 'I don't like to talk about PMS but I'm going to do it anyway.'"
My impersonation of a girl watching her boyfriend watch a female comedian:
"Could he be the one? Does he see his friends too often? Wow my PMS is really bad. What's that mark on the wall? What did he mean last night when he said he likes the way I look? Likes the way I look
. Likes the way
I look. Likes the way I
the way I look."
My impersonation of a dragonfruit:
"Fuck I'm delicious. How come no one is eating me? Why the fuck are you going for an apple, lady? Do you have ANY idea how good I taste? I'm a fucking dragonfruit for fucks sake."