I think I've found my calling in life.
I have to sleep with as many people as possible and leave toothbrushes in their bathrooms.
"Is this yours?" they'll ask their housemate, holding a clear blue toothbrush.
"No. Where did it come from?"
"I don't know..."
It came from me!
I'm going to fuck you and leave a toothbrush in your bathroom and there's nothing you can do to stop me. I'm going to have toothbrushes all over the place. Everyone will recognise my clear blue plastic toothbrushes.
"I've got a toothbrush like that in my house" one will say.
"Jobe!" they'll respond at the same time.
Then they'll get in an argument because one told the other not to sleep with me because of what an arsehole I was but she didn't listen. Not my problem.