Reflections on Today
It’s not as bad as a stain I’ve got on my other shirt. I mean, one of my other shirts. I don’t just have 2 shirts, both of them stained.
No, ONE of my other shirts is stained. Big stain where I spilled red wine on it.
When those carpet ads put red wine on the carpet they’re not fucking around. That shit is hard to remove. And I’ve tried all of the products that promise to remove red wine stains.
I think my problem is that I didn’t wash it straight away. Which was pretty stupid. But I spilled SPARKLING red wine on it, so I thought that wouldn’t be too bad. They use soda water and all that on stains, so I thought the bubbles in the wine would keep the stain from sinking in.
But, yeah, sparkling red wine doesn’t stay effervescent for long after you spill it on a shirt.
Should have worn a cleaner shirt.