Reflections on Today

Of course I had to pick a shirt that has a stain on it to wear.

*sigh*

It’s not as bad as a stain I’ve got on my other shirt. I mean, one of my other shirts. I don’t just have 2 shirts, both of them stained.

No, ONE of my other shirts is stained. Big stain where I spilled red wine on it.

When those carpet ads put red wine on the carpet they’re not fucking around. That shit is hard to remove. And I’ve tried all of the products that promise to remove red wine stains.

I think my problem is that I didn’t wash it straight away. Which was pretty stupid. But I spilled SPARKLING red wine on it, so I thought that wouldn’t be too bad. They use soda water and all that on stains, so I thought the bubbles in the wine would keep the stain from sinking in.

But, yeah, sparkling red wine doesn’t stay effervescent for long after you spill it on a shirt.

Should have worn a cleaner shirt.

Glovely Day

I got some new gloves last week.

They're great, but they're a size too big.

It's kind of annoying now but I think in the future it will be good because if I kill someone I can use the OJ defence and say that the glove doesn't fit. "Look, it's too big!"

And I'll get off (in a non-sexual way).

The Bogan Test

In this day and age it's important to know if someone is a bogan or not. I would even go as far to say that it is vital to a young child's development. So it's important to be able to be able to distinguish between a normal person and a bogan, who will embarass you and steal your garments if you associate with them. That's why I made the bogan test.

The Test

Have someone approach the subject, swear madly, slap them and run off.


Answer Set

The way they censor will determine how bogany they are.

Not a Bogan - "He came up and said f-in c this and s that, slapped me and ran off."

Bogan - "Cunt came up went blah blah blah blah fucking cunt blah blah shit blah blah and the cunt ran off."