I want the guy that writes the blurbs for the movies (as if a girl could write professionally) to become heaps jaded and not give a fuck anymore.
So 'America's Sweethearts' would go from:
"After they've broken up, a married movie star couple still have to go out and promote the movie they made together while they were in love, even though they now hate each other. (Cons. Advice: Some Coarse Language, Adult Themes)"
"A Hollywood couple broke up but have to promote this movie together because they're greedy. They hate each other now but they'll find that they love each other by the time they finish promoting the movie. Probably during the premiere. (Cons. Advice: Some Coarse Language, Adult Themes)"