Something Ah Miss

Remember the times when it was odd when I didn't post for a day and we all wondered where I had gone?

I vaguely do.

It's Safe to be Vague

Numbers are best avoided when trying to be vague, because numbers just make things sound more specific.

I did three sums with my maths teacher in school.

I’ve had four skin diseases in the past month.

I gave 118 blowjobs in 2007.

Career Corner

A lot of people say you need to walk before you can run.

They’d make bad athletics coaches.