Scary Thought

So I saw this public service announcement song that alerted me to the presence of a serial killer. Apparently there is a man eater in our midst.

Pretty scary.

It could be anyone. They had some footage of a female but everyone knows that females can't be serial killers because purchasing weapons is a man's job.

I think it could be a bear.

Spicey

As if Tracey Spicer couldn't get any hotter, she comes out here and admits that she'd kill for me.

Hot.

Safety in Numbers

Gary Numan once famously said "here in my car, I feel safest of all".

Which makes me think that he didn't have a plane or a bus, which are statistically a lot safer than a car.

Or maybe he was just grossly misinformed about the relative safety of cars. The song was written in a time when driver education was fairly poor. Maybe he did have a plane and/or a bus.

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My strength is most creative, but my weakness is most artistic.

Does that mean I'm really good at coming up with things that aren't good?

I've Found My Calling

And it is named 'The Ploughman's Lunch'.