Hi there everyone!
Morris here. Just thought I'd take some time out of my busy schedule to write to you all and tell you about how committed I am to improving the lives of everyone in New South Wales.
I've had a pretty bad few weeks/months in charge here, but I really think that things will change.
It's not that I've made any particularly bad decisions, I've just had some shocking luck. What could I have done, you know? Every day something crazy happens. I usually spend the first hour of my day just ROFLing at some new mess that has happened. My advisers think that's strange (we advise you to not do that anymore, lol) but I think it's good to be able to laugh at yourself.
To show that I still love everyone in New South Wales, I'm currently making muffin for everyone in my kitchen. Everyone in the state will get a muffin hand delivered by me within the next twenty years or so. Once I've done that then I'll get back to the job at hand: improving Sydney!
It might take a while because I keep burning the muffins (too busy to watch them), but I'll get them done! I have about 7 good ones so far from the batches I've done. So only a few more million to go.