I was on the train the other day and there was a group of young schoolgirls. Around 14 or so.
They spoke very loudly.
Eventually one announced "I hate sandwiches."
Another concurred. "Me too, but I like rolls."
What the fuck man? Sandwiches are so good. How can you not like them? And how can you like rolls but not sandwiches when they're almost the same thing?
I was so furious that I've been passive-aggressive by eating sandwiches all week. Kind of over sandwiches now, but the anger remains so I'll keep eating.