That Joke is Coiny

So I generally have heaps of coins. I don't take coins with me whenever I go somewhere, and I always empty my wallet of the foul things at the end of a days activities.

Not long ago a friend of mine told me that girls really like guys with money, so I started putting all my coins just on my floor, around my room, in my bed, etc.

But, I dunno, they just aren't liking it much. They keep complaining about my floor hurting them and everything looking messy.

I tell them that they can take one (ONE) of the coins home with them, but they never seem that keen.

I'm just so depressed/lonely/desperate/out of ideas.

Puzzling

I want to do a jigsaw puzzle of a picture of every other jigsaw puzzle in the world.

So when I go to someone's house and they have a jigsaw puzzle I can say "done it!"

Head Sick

So I've come down with this head cold that is making me all foggy and light headed.

Normally no biggy, but yesterday I was researching insanity pretty thoroughly and this feeling of being detached from my mind and thoughts while the normal fucked up shit runs through my head is a little... unsettling...

Kind of like I'd go out and strangle a magpie, if I wasn't feeling sick and wanted to just sit in bed and rest.

I think I want to take up glass blowing, but I'm afraid of the fellattic connotations.

Guys, I found something we can do together...

Ummm I should ad that I honestly meant the quiz. Only after posting it did I see the double meaning. I just want to clarify that I meant the QUIZ, not the girl. We're going to be doing the QUIZ. Please do not get confused.

Has Potential

I want to become a teacher and write the same comment in all of my student's report cards: would go far, if he/she could only break the ice habit.

FAQ

Q: Jobe, why is writing a radio play so exciting?

A: Writing radio plays is exciting for two reasons: first, all you are dealing with is characters talking (which a lot of people feel is the most interesting thing about writing anyway); second, you get to see (or hear) your writing being performed. The actors will make it come to life.