That Joke is Coiny
Not long ago a friend of mine told me that girls really like guys with money, so I started putting all my coins just on my floor, around my room, in my bed, etc.
But, I dunno, they just aren't liking it much. They keep complaining about my floor hurting them and everything looking messy.
I tell them that they can take one (ONE) of the coins home with them, but they never seem that keen.
I'm just so depressed/lonely/desperate/out of ideas.