A joke that's in pretty poor taste
I was in holiday in Croatia recently and I lost my best friend Corpsey. Corpsey is essentially a corpse that I found once and befriended.
The stupid police found a body the other day and said they were 90% sure that it was Corpsey. But it turns out it's some girl.
I just miss Corpsey so bad. I'm losing hope that we'll ever be together again.
All I know is, I still make tea for two people.