A joke that's in pretty poor taste

Guys, I'm pissed off!

I was in holiday in Croatia recently and I lost my best friend Corpsey. Corpsey is essentially a corpse that I found once and befriended.

The stupid police found a body the other day and said they were 90% sure that it was Corpsey. But it turns out it's some girl.

I'm furious.

I just miss Corpsey so bad. I'm losing hope that we'll ever be together again.

All I know is, I still make tea for two people.

*sigh*

The Day I Turned Uncool

Said today: "I like blueberries too. But I'm not going to pay $7 a punnet for them."


Oh Jobe... you used to have so much going for you... What went wrong?

I'm Alarmed Right Now (and in 10 minutes)

Lately I've been really annoyed of people that brag about either waking up earlier or later than me (ie 'My alarm is set for 6.15 THAT'S EARLY' or 'My alarm doesn't go off until 8. Sweeeet').

It's so fucken stupid.

So I've set an alarm set to go off every 10 minutes. Now I win every argument.

"I get up really early, like 5.45."
"MY ALARM GOES OFF AT 2.40 SHUT UP BITCH!"


Just makes me so angry...