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a joke at my gig last night that is about group sex.
I was having a drink at the bar afterwards and I see this huge guy approaching. Now I’m no.... spring chicken... (of size...) but this guy had me a little worried.
He comes over and he says “mate, that group sex bit was a bit out of line.”
I try to deflect the situation “yeah not many people were into it.”
“No, I mean you’re doing it all wrong. There are too many guys in your scenario. You need more chicks mate."
I nod politely, but he’s only getting warmed up.
“And you don’t need to worry about asking people like you did. Just buy a round of drinks and slip in some pills mate. Too easy.”
I try to be as agreeable as possible so he gets bored and walks off. “Yeah, sexual assault! Awesome. I’ll try that some time mate. Cheers.”
Still not done.
“You heard of stillnox? The sleeping pill? You can slip that in there too. Works well.
“Sometimes me and my mates have contests with it.”
At this point I think ‘holy shit this guy and his mates have contests about how many women they can sexually assault. This is fucked up.’
“Yeah we take the sleeping pill, start jacking off and see if you can finish.
“It’s pretty funny if your mate falls asleep with his dick in his hand.”
“Yes. I’d imagine it would be.”
“Oh, word of advice too. Sleeping pills and laxatives don’t mix.”
And then he walks off.