How To Meet People and... Influence People
Stupidly, my housemate went out the front to wait for her and locked the door behind her in the process.
So I'm chilling near the door when this goes down and the workmate is all "fuck, she locked me in. How do I get out."
Things not to say:
- "Are you a gift to me? Maybe you aren't supposed to leave until I'm done."
- [after opening door] "You're free now, my petal."
I'm so lonely.