Hitting Hilarity for a Hole in One

So I was reading this article about a kid that groped a chick on a plane and fears for his professional golf career. And that he "was a virgin" and "inexperienced" and "has joined internet dating sites to learn how to socialise with women."

Fine, whatever.

But then I wonder, is he on Facebook?

Oh, and how. And public.

Laughs under profile:
"Looking for: Whatever I can get" Aha.
"Groups: Member of: Hot Chick Appreciation Society MMMMMM HMMMM" A little too much appreciation ey.

But then I felt sad because he's been in the newspaper more than me. And, shit, I'm inexperienced too.

Jobe's Raw Round-Up

So Triple J have started putting up a few clips from this year's Raw Comedy contest (here). I thought I'd use my heaps comedic ears to bring you a few personal picks every now and then so save you the trouble of rafting through wads of shit. And on the odd chance that my heat gets recorded and a spot of me uploaded, you'll have a good yardstick to compare it to.

First up is a clip from Evin Donohoe from a Sydney heat a few weeks back. Evin is probably in my top 10 local Sydney comics. Seen him a few times and it's always good fun. The kid has a style kind of like this blog, except he has more talent than me and doesn't have to resort to fucked up jokes about abortion like I do to get a murmur from the crowd. Enjoy.

http://mpegmedia.abc.net.au/triplej/comedy/2009/SydJan12_EvinDonohoe.mp3

Home Remedy

So I have this huge cold.

I'm eating some soup in the hops that it will cure me for tomorrow.

I'm not holding my breath though. Because then I would run out of air and die.

Lizard Hate

I saw an article saying black market bearded lizards are a real problem these days, and a big risk to quarantine too.

But that's so unfair to those reptiles man

What if they're just regular lizards and they have the beard because they're supporting Movember?

Why do we have to jump to conclusions so quickly? They're getting their once good names dragged through the media because facts aren't being checked.

You're in a Bad Place to Stand

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