Hip Hop Shop

I want to open a store that sells prosthetic hips and fogs and call it the Hip Hop Shop.

Teenagers will be soooo pissed off.

Fishing

I went fishing today, hoping to catch a huge snapper.

But the only thing I caught all day was a cab.

Then, after fishing, I was heading home and was trying to catch a taxi (I didn't drive) but the only thing that showed up was a snapper.

Not my day...