Take THAT Science!

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THE company known for its billboards promising longer-lasting sex is now selling its "nasal spray technology" to women.

Jack Vaisman, the chief executive of Advanced Medical Institute, says the same sprays he sells to fix men's erection problems can improve the sex lives of millions of women, who regularly have to fake orgasms.

He plans to market his treatments - which can cost men $4000 - to women using the slogan: "Stop faking, get real."

But doctors, who have doubts about the erectile treatment, are concerned. "Most sexual dysfunction in women is due to pelvic surgery or primarily psychological issues," said David Malouf, president of the Urological Society of Australia and New Zealand. "There's very little evidence that these agents will have any useful role in managing dysfunction in women."

Mr Vaisman said the spray stimulated the production of dopamine. "If we can give men an erection - and we can - then practically with the same medication [we can help women]. Why not help?" he said.

Yeah, science. Go fuck yourself. Why not try to help? It PRACTICALLY works EVERY TIME GUARANTEED!

What's That?

You miss me heaps and want a low quality recording of my most recent gig that only went so-so and included a new joke being tried out that bombed and another joke that I ruined the punchline of?

You sick fuck.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/5906901396cac28c/

Question

What does my wife and a blender have in common?

They both belong in the kitchen!



Haha she loved that one. Damn blender, always hanging out in the lounge room. Couch is for people!

Uh Oh

Guys, I might be going away for a while.

I had that dream again. The one where I steal the black BMW and kill all of these people and then torch the place to destroy the evidence.

cul8r

Excellent Spam

Subject: digital camera with remote ZOOM for intimate close ups.‏

Email Body: in my privates and I know that


Oh, she knows that. Don't think for a SECOND that she doesn't!

Call Me Nigella

I made a salad today but was shocked to find that I was out of oil and had no way to dress it.

Thankfully, I noticed that my housemate's girlfriend left some oil-free makeup remover in the bathroom.

So I took a look through her stuff and noticed there was some makeup remover that WASN'T oil free. I dabbed that on the salad and it was great. Really zesty.

Modern Love

Every time my heart skips a beat I immediately think of you.

You, my heart doctor.

Every time my heart skips a beat it's your fault.

You, my heart surgeon. Because you fucked up the procedure!

Pretty Much Summarises History

Historically, Cleopatra has been viewed as beautiful. But researchers from the University of Newcastle in England concluded in 2007 that she was not particularly attractive, based on her portrait on a Roman coin.

http://www.smh.com.au/world/is-this-the-resting-place-of-antony-and-cleopatra-20090418-aasg.html