Friday, June 05, 2009

Half Yearly Sale Now On!

Hi everyone,

Just a reminder that the blogs half yearly sale is on for the next two weeks. Some massive savings on posts.

If you see a post you like, make us an offer!

Thursday, June 04, 2009

My New Movie

Today I signed a deal to distribute my debut movie. I wrote, directed and starred in it.

It's called 'Mind on Your Money'.

It is a thriller.

Plot (thickens): A guy gets hit on the head and gets amnesia. He forgets his internet banking login and password and can't transfer between his accounts. He calls the bank and they say he needs to go into the branch to be identified before they can reset his password. At the branch he gets some unreliable service from the customer service assistant and SHIT.GETS.REAL.

Hide n Hide More

I'm playing this new game called Hide n Hide More.

It's great fun. Like Hide n Seek but for 1 player.

Essentially it's you against the clock. Kind of like solitaire or one player GTA4.

Some games get pretty intense. The other night I hid for 3 hours and then passed out from keeping my heart rate elevated for so long.

The doctor said it was actually a blockage in the artery and I shouldn't play Hide n Hide More again because I could die but I think he just wants to keep me out of the game break my record (3 hours and 11 minutes).

Monday, June 01, 2009

An Apology

So sorry I haven't been posting much lately. I've been busy on account of having a new girlfriend.

It's great because she's really decisive in elevators, but indecisive on escalators.

For me that's the perfect mix. Indecisive in both and it's irritating. Too decisive in both and she comes off as arrogant and slutty.