Sliiiiiiiiide

"I'll just slide into something a little more comfortable," I said.

"Mmmm," she considered. "Sounds good."

How wrong she was.

I slid from the jaws of a crocodile onto an echinda.

It was a little more comfortable, but it still wasn't that good...

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