INT. COURT ROOM. DAY.
Typical court room scene.
BAILIFF: "All rise for the honourable Judge Baker."
Everyone in the court stands up. In walks JUDGE BAKER wearing robe and wig. He takes his seat.
JUDGE BAKER: "Be seated."
JUDGE BAKER: "Mr Frosting. Why are we here today?"
MR FROSTING stands up and addresses JUDGE BAKER
MR FROSTING: "Your honour, I am hoping you will grant my request for the man on my left to be my legal sugar daddy."
JUDGE BAKER: "Mr Frosting, what you are asking is impossible."
MR FROSTING: "But, Judge. I want it real bad."
JUDGE BAKER: "I'm afraid I cannot make anyone anyone's legal father. It is impossible."
MR FROSTING: "Well what CAN you do?"
JUDGE BAKER: "I could make him your legal guardian."
MR FROSTING: "Sugar guardian? That sounds okay. Let's do that!"
JUDGE BAKER: "But, Mr Frosting, you are a grown man. I can only make someone your legal guardian if you prove that you are mentally incapable of taking care of yourself."
MR FROSTING: "Judge, I'm a grown man standing before a judge asking for another man to be made his father. I think that proves I'm insane."
JUDGE BAKER: "LOL TRUE. Granted!"
JUDGE BAKER bangs his gavel.
MR FROSTING and the man next to him look at each other and give a thumbs up at the judge.