I guess this is maturity...

I used to wish that I got stalked by a hotbabe.

Now, I think that's too much commitment. I couldn't deal with that.

I have my own life and I wouldn't want her to interfere with that.

"Are you still at work, babe?"
"Yes."
"Well hurry up. I want to stalk you tonight."

Fear

I'd hate to be one of those guys with a sexual fetish for balloons.

You wouldn't be able to go to kid's parties without looking like a sick pervert.

CityRail Pram Safety Reaction Video

It's, like, a parody of all of those 2-girls-1-cup reaction videos right?

Only, not funny...

I dunno.