Inside Word

We have a saying in the comedian circle I dwell in: Once you go stand-up, you never go back.

We say it whenever we're talking about having sex with someone (which isn't very often because most of us are undesirable and/or awkward).

It means that when someone has sex with us, they won't do it again because it was really bad, unlike the "once you go black you never go back" saying, which implies that sex with black is good.

It's funny because it makes you think we're going to say one thing, but then we say something else, which is the basis of all comedy.

No wonder we're comedians!

Doctored

So I'm going to the doctor tomorrow for my 13-year checkup.

Pretty psyched!

I've been making a list/document of things I want the dude to check.

Only, because it's been so long since I last went to the doctor (13 years) the list is pretty massive. I'm having to prioritise my sicknesses to fit into the 30 minute appointment.

I guess I don't mind having this weird cough for another 13 years if it means the growth on my leg is fixed...

Welcome to the 21st Century!

"I personally find it a sad commentary on our society that a product can sell simply because a consumer has an affinity for a personality associated with the product rather than the viewing the product for what it truly is.

"We live in a world today where you can do anything once you brand your name, no matter what your qualifications are, and I find that unsettling."

http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-world/lohans-celebrity-catwalk-dismays-fashion-world-20091011-gs8n.html


PS Jobe brand snowglobes coming real soon, kids!

WWJD

Sometimes, when I'm confused about things, I like to look at the WWJD bracelet on my wrist and ask a very simple question:

What Would Jamiroquai Do?


Hmmmmm, not sure ey Jobe... Give me a few minutes.